Image Reinvention Enthusiast T-Shirts

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"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Book Worm

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

'I think it's called Photoshop.'

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"It's simple, really. Just figure out what the honorable thing to do is – and make it look like we did it."

"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

"I'd like to see what we can do about fixing your aspect ratio."

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

"I'm coloring it a little bit at a time, so it won't be noticeable."

Man at Image Inc: 'I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy- what can you do for me?'

F&E Life Coaches. Is that Thomas Edison? Yeah, he's here to reinvent himself.

'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'

"I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy - what can you do for me?"

'You must find it very tiring being a power-crazed megalomaniac?'

"Guilty? Do you realize how that would diminish my personal brand?"

Everyone has a dream. . . Bob's was to sex-up the image of the waste management industry.

Nethead strip: Image consultant

"Really? Mine has pictures of you from the party last night!"

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