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Everyone has a dream. . . Bob's was to sex-up the image of the waste management industry.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"It's simple, really. Just figure out what the honorable thing to do is – and make it look like we did it."

"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'

"I'd like to see what we can do about fixing your aspect ratio."

Chemoco International

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

'The numbers should look better this quarter since they've been photoshopped.'

'High definition media image!'

"I'm coloring it a little bit at a time, so it won't be noticeable."

Man at Image Inc: 'I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy- what can you do for me?'

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"

"I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy - what can you do for me?"

'You must find it very tiring being a power-crazed megalomaniac?'