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"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

Copycat.

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'Yes, they delivered the piano, but I should warn you about something.'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

'Believe me, it's not easy keeping this roof over our heads.'

"Playing 'Help' by the Beatles."

You took the first step: you bought a run-down shack in an up-and-coming location. Now you need to rehab it and get it sold. You've also let yourself go. You've gotten a little fat. You've taken the second step: You ordered "Nailed It!" The brand new workout from Insanity creator Shaun T. Today's video is cardio power tape-measuring. Huff huff. Pick up the pace!

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

Chemoco International

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

Vinnie's Tanning Salon.

Tonight's topic. Lifestyle: Being your best self. We don't actually have a "lifestyle" -- we just wing it.

'The numbers should look better this quarter since they've been photoshopped.'

'High definition media image!'

"I'm coloring it a little bit at a time, so it won't be noticeable."

'I'm sure you enjoyed window shopping just as much as one of your spending sprees, dear.'