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"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

Royal Pic Photoshop

Copycat.

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'Yes, they delivered the piano, but I should warn you about something.'

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'Believe me, it's not easy keeping this roof over our heads.'

"Playing 'Help' by the Beatles."

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

Chemoco International

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

'I'm sure you enjoyed window shopping just as much as one of your spending sprees, dear.'

"I'm coloring it a little bit at a time, so it won't be noticeable."

'High definition media image!'

'The numbers should look better this quarter since they've been photoshopped.'