Image Improver Pillows

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

"Looks like we found the issue."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"And this is the traditional alternative."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Copycat.

"So when did you interest in health and safety start?"

Royal Pic Photoshop

"Do that thing where you leave."

'Yes, they delivered the piano, but I should warn you about something.'

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

Flow Chart.

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

Chemoco International

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

'The numbers should look better this quarter since they've been photoshopped.'

"I'm coloring it a little bit at a time, so it won't be noticeable."

'High definition media image!'

Cook-In.

Research/Bottlenecks/Development.

'Why is it costing us $685.35 to process a $25 sales order?'

"I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy - what can you do for me?"