Picture Perfecter Pillows

The Computer Bore

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Homo Gamus

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elevator Pitch

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Are you done yet?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Personal Cheerleader.

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

Using a social media app to date

Social lens of the photojournalist

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"Don't make me look fat!"

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'They balked our pitch.'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

New Year's Resolution.

"I'll be home late I stapled then collated when I was supposed to collate then staple."

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Was the flash too bright?'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'