Pixel Perfecter Pillows

'Don't just stand there - hit the escape key.'

The Computer Bore

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Rage.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Homo Gamus

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elevator Pitch

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Internet Cafe.

'Are you done yet?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Personal Cheerleader.

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Social lens of the photojournalist

"It's better digitally enhanced."

'They balked our pitch.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

New Year's Resolution.

"I'll be home late I stapled then collated when I was supposed to collate then staple."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'