Pixel Perfectionists Pillows

The Computer Bore

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Social lens of the photojournalist

Videogame Employment Agency.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

New Year's Resolution.

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!