Pixel Perfecter Mugs

'Don't just stand there - hit the escape key.'

The Computer Bore

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Rage.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Homo Gamus

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elevator Pitch

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Are you done yet?'

Internet Cafe.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Personal Cheerleader.

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Social lens of the photojournalist

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'They balked our pitch.'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

New Year's Resolution.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'