Image Improver Mugs

'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

"Looks like we found the issue."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"And this is the traditional alternative."

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"So when did you interest in health and safety start?"

Copycat.

Royal Pic Photoshop

"Do that thing where you leave."

'Yes, they delivered the piano, but I should warn you about something.'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Flow Chart.

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

Chemoco International

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

'High definition media image!'

'The numbers should look better this quarter since they've been photoshopped.'

"I'm coloring it a little bit at a time, so it won't be noticeable."

Cook-In.

Research/Bottlenecks/Development.