Image Shaper Pillows

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Failure/Due Diligence

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

Royal Pic Photoshop

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Plastic Surgeon Kid

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"It's simple, really. Just figure out what the honorable thing to do is – and make it look like we did it."

Polygon man.

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

Chemoco International

Spin doctor arriving at an emergency.