Image Shaper Pillows

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Failure/Due Diligence

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Wrecked-angle.

Royal Pic Photoshop

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"I am the change you all can be."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"It's simple, really. Just figure out what the honorable thing to do is – and make it look like we did it."

Polygon man.

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

Spin doctor arriving at an emergency.