Sugar Shaper Pillows

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Doughnut Making

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

Souffle recipe book floats away.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Wrecked-angle.

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'Ladies and gentlemen of the press...what is your verdict?'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

Tuck Shop: Closed due to expansion.

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

Sugar production

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

Polygon man.