Sugar Buster Pillows

Sugar free farm

Childhood obesity global pandemic

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

Oil shock.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Put it in petty cash.

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

"They're spelt differently!"

"We're cutting costs now, so get rid of the petting zoo."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

Sigmund Freud.

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.