Sugar Buster Mugs

Childhood obesity global pandemic

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Oil shock.

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"They're spelt differently!"

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Sigmund Freud.

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

"We're cutting costs now, so get rid of the petting zoo."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"