Sugar Shaper T-Shirts

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Doughnut Making

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Sugar free farm

Souffle recipe book floats away.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'Ladies and gentlemen of the press...what is your verdict?'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"I am the change you all can be."

"If loving you isn't right, I don't want to be right!"

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

Tuck Shop: Closed due to expansion.

Olaf's Doughnut Hut. The real reason for viking helmets.

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

Sugar production

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."