Tech Makeover Fan Pillows

"And this one has a butt recognition feature. Only you will be able to sit in it."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Time Machine Collision

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Drive in movies.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

"First gig in a while?"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Future Nostalgia

Escalator joust.