Tech Makeover Fan Prints

"And this one has a butt recognition feature. Only you will be able to sit in it."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Time Machine Collision

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Drive in movies.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."