Makeover Fan Prints

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"You've changed."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"I prefer your early pieces."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

Closet.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'