Urban Designer Gifts

Subway Organizer

Graffiti Artists

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

COVID Vaccine

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Utility Chic.

Pavement Artist

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Leaders must focus on strategic planning and desired results."

Real Estate Depression

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Banksy

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Urban spring.

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Moving buildings using a computer.