Urban Designer T-Shirts

Subway Organizer

Graffiti Artists

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

COVID Vaccine

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

Pavement Artist

Utility Chic.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Leaders must focus on strategic planning and desired results."

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Real Estate Depression

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Urban spring.

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Banksy

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

Moving buildings using a computer.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."