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Street Artist Branches Out Into Apartment Floorplans

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Nature is returning. And it is bringing donuts!

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Updated classic Animal Farm: Animal Farm Solutions.

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

'There were bound to be some objectors.'

So Help Me Godzilla

'And these are by the street artist known only as 'Brent Council'.'

Traffic Calming in Bath

Leaders must focus on strategic planning and desired results."

Step Down

Park Avenue

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

No Immediate Danger

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."