Urbanism T-Shirts

'Public/Private Park etc'

High Rise Filing Cabinet.

Le Corbusier

The City Anus.

Real Tree Cut Down in Concrete Jungle

Man Builds Piers.

Nice they kept us a protected territory.

'No Walking'

Wrong Side of Street (A subdivision of the Bad Side of Town).

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Look! No hands!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

e-shoes

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"