Urban Jungle Architect Gifts

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Sold his air rights."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

Manhattan Woods

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Leaders must focus on strategic planning and desired results."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Le Corbusier

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

Environmentally Friendly Transport

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

Street Artist Branches Out Into Apartment Floorplans

'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

Graffiti Artists

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

'And these are by the street artist known only as 'Brent Council'.'

Giraffe Car.

'Spare haunch?'