Model City Architect Gifts

"Geoffrey has a Godzilla Complex."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

twist building

Leaders must focus on strategic planning and desired results."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Moving buildings using a computer.

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

Street Artist Branches Out Into Apartment Floorplans

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

Graffiti Artists

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

Park Avenue

Salvador Dali Memorial Playground

'There were bound to be some objectors.'

'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

Changing the dream

Subway Organizer

'Oh yes, you need specific credentials to be a town planner.'

Paths.

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

Handicapped ramp was built incorrectly.

"You pretend you're Mummy pretending she's got a headache and I'll pretend I'm Daddy pretending he's being sympathetic."

Friar's Balsa