Fashion Design Gifts

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"This free shirt fits your new designer-ripped jeans perfectly!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'I love wearing my little black number.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Figure Skating Competition

The Desert Thong

'She dresses to please his ex-wife.'

101 uses of a dead cat: mannequin.

Man and his unusual Hat.

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

'Of course it looks idiotic, it doesn't fit and it's impudently expensive! That's FASHION, stupid!'

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Hospital Gown Designers

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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Demure lady with gloves

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."