Garment Production Gifts

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Hollywood producer.

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

True Story Movie

King Madras

"Now all we need is a good script."

May I have the envelope, please?

A fly on the wall documentary.

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

Stage producer.