'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'
Print Production Gifts
Surprise a print production enthusiast with a gift that combines wit and charm. Our collection features items perfect for those passionate about printing, packaging, and the creative process. Whether they work in the industry or just love the craft, find something that resonates with their interest in print production.
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
Copycats
'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'
Where Indian ink came from.
STRIP Hambone: Paper work
'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
"Oh great, the printer is down."
"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."
Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.
The First Printed Bible
"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."
Free Printer with Purchase of Ink
David Hockney
RBG, RGB, CMYK
'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'
'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'
'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'
'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'
Printers
'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'
"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."
Alberto Giacometti.
"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"
'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'
"The Brother printer is out of ink."
TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!
Stage producer.
"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."
Johannes Gutenberg
"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"
David Hockney
"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"
"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"
'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'
Print Production Gifts Collection
Print Production Mugs
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Print Production Pillows
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Print Production Prints
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Print Production T-Shirts
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