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We Print Anything on Your T-Shirt

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

Where Indian ink came from.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The First Printed Bible

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

David Hockney

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Printers

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

David Hockney

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Johannes Gutenberg

Alberto Giacometti.

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Desktop Press, what do you think?'