Print Industry Professional Gifts

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Copycats

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Printers

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Johannes Gutenberg

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Now this is what I call a true work of genius. . . And I haven't even read it yet."

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

'Print is Dead.'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

Printing Room

'I find your whole story difficult to swallow,' Literary Agent.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

'Hello. My name is Gutenberg, and I have a swell new idea for something called a 'foldout'....'

'Lou's News Stand'

Newspapers.

1439. Movable type debuts in Europe.

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

"Dear Miss Philpott, aren't you excited to be part of a ground breaking experiment in desktop publishing?"

Campaign Spending

He likes to eat newspapers and magazines? Yeah, he's a big consumer of print media.

'The copier's died on me. Can you send a replacement?'

In-house printing.

'This is a disgrace! I read about it online!'

"I hate to tell you this Bob, but after today, you're going paperless."