Paper Industry Manager Gifts

"Bad news, everyone. Our origami paper branch folded."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

The Buck Never Stops.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Stationery Shop

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"We need a better piling system."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Paper Trail

Still Here

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Bureau of Red Tape

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

Sue decided that her own office 'Red Tape Challenge' wouldn't be a bad idea...

DOH, NHS and GP

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

In and Out

'I looked at your resume and the good news is I like the paper it was typed on. Do you really want to know the bad news?'