Printing Industry Professionals Gifts

'Printing companies' in passenger seat of fast moving 'Technology' advertising for help in the driving department

Copycats

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The First Printed Bible

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Alberto Giacometti.

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Johannes Gutenberg

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'Print is Dead.'

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

Printer Jam Session

'I find your whole story difficult to swallow,' Literary Agent.

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

Sad demise of a workaholic

Printers Jammed

Newspapers.

'Hello. My name is Gutenberg, and I have a swell new idea for something called a 'foldout'....'

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'