Printing Industry Professionals Gifts

'Printing companies' in passenger seat of fast moving 'Technology' advertising for help in the driving department

Copycats

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The First Printed Bible

David Hockney

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

David Hockney

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Alberto Giacometti.

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Johannes Gutenberg

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

David Hockney

"Now this is what I call a true work of genius. . . And I haven't even read it yet."

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

'Print is Dead.'

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."

Printer Jam Session

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

'I find your whole story difficult to swallow,' Literary Agent.

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

Sad demise of a workaholic

1439. Movable type debuts in Europe.

Printers Jammed

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'