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A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

Copycats

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Printers

Johannes Gutenberg

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'Print is Dead.'

Printing Room

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

'I find your whole story difficult to swallow,' Literary Agent.

'Unfortunately illuminating the strike placards could take a few years.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Hello. My name is Gutenberg, and I have a swell new idea for something called a 'foldout'....'

1439. Movable type debuts in Europe.

Newspapers.

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

'Lou's News Stand'

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

"Dear Miss Philpott, aren't you excited to be part of a ground breaking experiment in desktop publishing?"

'The copier's died on me. Can you send a replacement?'

In-house printing.

'This is a disgrace! I read about it online!'

"After a while, shredding documents wasn't enough."