Printer Specialist Pillows

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

Copycats

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The First Printed Bible

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Johannes Gutenberg

"Having a baby will ruin my figure, so Tom and I are making one with a 3D printer."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Condensed Books.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Desktop Press, what do you think?'

Home Business - Business Cards.

Breakfast Printing Press

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"Out of toner."

Printer Jam Session