Garment Production Mugs

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cut!

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Hollywood producer.

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

True Story Movie

May I have the envelope, please?

Christopher Nolan caricature

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

"Now all we need is a good script."

King Madras

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

A fly on the wall documentary.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Stage producer.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

Hannibal "I turned down the part of one of his meals."

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