Menswear Retailer Gifts

Hot water ties.

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

"Here you go; a tie to make your belly look smaller."

Killer Executive Suits.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Men's business romper.

New Suit.

"Absolutely not!"

wattle covers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

The Dandy

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Western Outfitters.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

The Aging of Underwear

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Do you have it in black?'

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

A tailor measuring a large man

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.