Menswear Consultant Gifts

"If we could just get Bill Gates to dress better, everyone would dress better."

In the Guru District

Killer Executive Suits.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

New Suit.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I noticed a few browns."

The Dandy

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Have you any W fronts?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Trendies, INC

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'