Menswear Consultant Prints

"If we could just get Bill Gates to dress better, everyone would dress better."

In the Guru District

Killer Executive Suits.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

New Suit.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

The Dandy

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"I noticed a few browns."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Trendies, INC

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

The Aging of Underwear

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress