Wardrobe Consultant Prints

"I was told I could bring my wardrobe consultant."

"Your tags are sticking out."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

In the Guru District

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Men's business romper.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'I'll take it!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

How would Madam like to pay?

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'