Wardrobe Consultant Mugs

"I was told I could bring my wardrobe consultant."

"Your tags are sticking out."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

In the Guru District

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'I'll take it!'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.