Menswear Maven Gifts

"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."

"It's very indoorsy."

Muscles

"Ninja bread men"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Myths and legends...

"Like that?"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Upper West Side Story

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Nick Cave

Boarway Show

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Body Building Mishap

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'