Hair Maven Gifts

"Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad 'hair day."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'The highest court in the land.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Nick Cave

Body Building Mishap

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Facial hair continental drift.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Leonard Cohen

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

The violin lesson

Barbara Streisand

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I love strong coffee."