Sporty Style Maven Gifts

The Beckhams reveal their coordinated World Cup tattoo, hairstyle and outfits for 2010.

Muscles

"Ninja bread men"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Upper West Side Story

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Boarway Show

If this van's a rockin'...

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Body Building Mishap

Facial hair continental drift.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"I love strong coffee."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

strong man bends an iron bar

Dronin'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"