Modern Beauty Maven Gifts

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Have you no common scents?!'

Non-Drip ?

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Who Wore It Best?

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Your mascara is running."

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Pollock Painting Company

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit