Hair Maven Pillows

"Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad 'hair day."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'The highest court in the land.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Body Building Mishap

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Facial hair continental drift.

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

The violin lesson

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

At the CD shop.

"I love strong coffee."