Laundry Maven Pillows

'Crimony Eve, it's the 5th one you've shrunk. How many times do I have to tell you that my figs are dry clean only!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."