Laundry Maven Pillows

'Crimony Eve, it's the 5th one you've shrunk. How many times do I have to tell you that my figs are dry clean only!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Have you no common scents?!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Caw blimey!'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?