Menswear Maven Pillows

"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."

"It's very indoorsy."

Muscles

"Ninja bread men"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Myths and legends...

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Like that?"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Upper West Side Story

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

Boarway Show

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

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