Milk Maven Pillows

'You're making a big mistake.I'm still good for another five gallons of milk.'

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

Spoiled Milk

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

The adoration of the gels.

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Musical genres

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'