Family Maven Pillows

At the Wilson family reunion.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Call me Ishmael."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

Nick Cave

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Bleak House

"Oh, grow up!"

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Leonard Cohen