Family Maven Mugs

At the Wilson family reunion.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Call me Ishmael."

"Now all we need is a good script."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Oh, grow up!"

Bleak House

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'