Motherhood Maven Pillows

"Oh, grow up!"

'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'

Madonna

'Don't tell me it's over already!'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'Don't you think that this is more fun than using a breast pump?'

Enjoy your 'we' time.

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

The sunglasses.

"Arthur, I need my space."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Carbon Dating

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner